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Bad Dates: A Comedy of Errors

Let's face it, we've all been on a bad date at least once in our lives. Whether it's the awkward silence, the mismatched interests, or the weird food choices, bad dates are a comedy of errors that we can't help but laugh at (in hindsight, of course). Here are some bad date stories we've come across:


The Vegan Disaster

"I once went on a date with a guy who was a hardcore vegan. He insisted on taking me to a vegan restaurant where the food was all plant-based and looked like something out of a science fiction movie. When the food arrived, I couldn't help but feel a little grossed out by the way it looked. But when I tried to discreetly push my plate away, my date scolded me and told me that I was being disrespectful to the environment. Needless to say, I never went on a date with a vegan again."




The Ex from Hell

"I met this guy on a dating app and we hit it off pretty well. We decided to go out for dinner and drinks, but things started to go downhill as soon as we sat down. He spent the entire meal talking about his ex-girlfriend and how he couldn't get over her. I tried to change the subject, but he kept bringing her up. To make matters worse, he started crying at the end of the meal and told me he wished I was his ex-girlfriend. Needless to say, I never saw him again."


The Cheapskate

"I once went out with a guy who was so cheap, he refused to pay for anything. We went to a movie and he made me buy my own ticket, and then refused to share his popcorn with me. After the movie, he suggested we go for a walk instead of going out for drinks because 'it's too expensive.' When we got back to my car, he asked me to pay for his parking because he didn't have any change. I never thought I'd be so happy to get a parking ticket."


The Accidental Thief

"I went on a date with a guy who took me to a fancy restaurant. When the meal was over, he got up to go to the bathroom and accidentally took my purse with him. I didn't realize he had taken it until he came back to the table and tried to hand it to me. But when he opened it up, he realized he had accidentally taken the wrong purse. He spent the rest of the night apologizing profusely and trying to find the rightful owner of the purse. Needless to say, I never got a second date."


The Ghost

"I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice and charming. We had a great time, but when it was over, he just disappeared. He didn't text me or call me for days, and when I finally reached out to him, he told me he had met someone else. I was shocked and disappointed, but what really hurt was that he didn't even have the decency to tell me in person. From that day on, I made a rule for myself: never date a ghost."

We hope you got a good laugh out of these bad date stories. Remember, even if your date doesn't go well, at least you'll have a funny story to tell your friends. And who knows, maybe the next date will be the one that leads to true love (or at least a good meal).

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